For anyone whos ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera...the Bad Movie Police are here! Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst "cine-terrorists" in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment! The first BAD MOVIE POLICE case is a little gem from 1992 called GALAXY OF THE DINOSAURS. Its claim to fame is director Lance Randas gross misuse of stock footage from PLANET OF THE DINOSAURS, intercut with thrift store footage shot in the woods behind the directors fathers house!

For anyone whos ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera...the Bad Movie Police are back! Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst "cine-terrorists" in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment! The third time is not a charm as the BMP butt heads with a gregarious bad actor whose tenuous tie to celebrity is a bit part in the 1992 fiasco HUMANOIDS FROM ATLANTIS. As if that isnt bad enough, youll have to endure the worst "actor running around in a bad monster suit" movie ever made during a biting-cold Ohio winter where the so-called "creature" cant even get in the water!

Earth: It is the year 3000. Man is an endangered species. This original and innovative saga of alien conquest and human rebellion is filled with humor, adventure and jeopardy, mixed with special effects that are completely real, combined together for an explosive and highly entertaining movie that will leave you exhausted!

In 1983, a group of friends who worked at Disney made a movie. It took nine long months to complete and consumed their lives as they constructed spaceship sets in their homes and garages. Elaborate models and pyrotechnics were shot. The intrepid moviemakers popped open a few beers and got in front of the camera to shoot this camp comedy feature about Captain Slosh and his bumbling crew of beer drinkers...in space! Now, more than two decades later, writer/director Frank Delle has unearthed this lost cult classic and paired it together with a delightful, insightful documentary which reunites the cast and crew of this sci-fi/comedy epic. Crack open some brews, sit back and enjoy the complete saga of BEER DRINKERS IN SPACE!

Blind Date - Walter invites beautiful southern belle Nadia to a button-down corporate dinner, expecting to impress his associates with this dazzling beauty. But all hell breaks lose when Nadia has "one too many" and reduces the evening - and Walters career - to shambles. Bad turns to worse when Nadias insanely jealous ex-beau David (John Larroquette, TVs "Night Court"), discovers them together and decides to annihilate the unsuspecting Walter. My Stepmom is an Alien - Dan Aykroyd explores the possibilities of a very modern marriage when Kim Bassinger orbits into his world in My Stepmother Is An Alien. Bassinger stars as Celeste, a sexy extra-terrestrial with a mission: seduce the sweetly unsuspecting Steve Mills (Aykroyd), a recently widowed astrophysicist, and get her hands on his research which may hold the key to saving her planet.

Don Ameche (1985 Academy Award, Best Supporting Actor), Hume Cronyn, Jack Gilford, Maureen Stapleton, Jessica Tandy, Gwen Verdon, Wilford Brimley and Steve Guttenberg star in this charming fantasy adventure. When visitors from a distant galaxy return to Earth on a secret mission, their other-worldly powers afford a group of senior citizens who have expected nothing more from life than bingo, shuffleboard, aches and pains, the chance to capture their youth. Inspiring and insightful, Cocoon is a magical story of love, friendship and the human spirit.

When attorney Julie Hastings (Frances McDormand) uncovers corrupt city real estate dealings, evil thugs attack her scientist boyfriend, Peyton Westlake (Liam Neeson). Left for dead after his lab is detonated, he miraculously survives when the ensuing blast hurls him into the nearby harbor. Treated as a John Doe at a city hospital, he is unknowingly submitted to radical therapy which numbs his nerves to feeling--but which heightens his strength and his emotions. Once conscious, Peyton escapes from the hospital and builds a ramshackle lab in an abandoned industrial plant. Horribly burned and scarred by the lab explosion, he uses synthetic skin to impersonate his would-be murderers and seek retribution for their evil deeds. Peyton also tries to reunite with Julie, who believes him to be dead.

The crime-fighting master of disguises returns in this action-packed sequel to the hit motion picture. Arnold Vosloo stars as Darkman, and Larry Drake reprises his role as the sadistic villain Robert G. Durant. Co-starring Kim Delaney, Darkman II is filled with nonstop action, suspense and special effects which will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

The year is 2027 - A robot serial killer is murdering beautiful women. A tough robot homicide detective and a robot psychiatrist are investigating the case. Their investigation takes them into a twisted and terrifying technological nightmare

A stranger who calls himself Prot (Spacey) seemingly appears out of nowhere following a disturbance at New Yorks Grand Central Station. Claiming to come from the distant planet K-PAX, Prot draws the attention of jaded Dr. Powell (Bridges), whose initial skepticism soon turns to fascination and amazement. Even a team of leading scientists are at a loss to explain Prots detailed knowledge of the star system he calls home. But with Prots return to K-PAX fast approaching, the search for answers intensifies and the mystery takes on pulse-quickening proportions.

Lost in the African jungles for over a year, Dr. Charles Decker (Michael Gough, Horror Hospital) has returned to England with Konga, a baby chimpanzee. Disappearing into his lab, the mad botanist begins work on what he believes will be his greatest achievement. Having witnessed a Baganda witchdoctors use of a rare carnivorous plant to produce accelerated animal growth, Decker injects Konga with the same serum. Using the gorilla-sized chimp to brutally murder his enemies, Decker himself soon becomes victim to Kongas uncontrollable rage. Grabbing the scientist, the berserk chimp - whos grown to monstrous size - breaks out of the lab and rampages through London, a citys whose salvation rests with the military, whos been ordered to destroy Konga at all cost.

Release Year: 2003 Starring: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Ann Moss UPC: 85392185221 Description: The final movie in Larry and Andy Wachowski's MATRIX trilogy is THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS. Toning down the romantic and philosophic elements of the second film in the series, THE MATRIX RELOADED, this third installment focuses on action. Neo (Keanu Reeves) is trapped in limbo between reality and the Matrix, while Zion, the last human city, is attacked by hordes of machines. Meanwhile, Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss), and Seraph (Collin Chou) confront the ruthless Merovingian (Lambert Wilson) to secure Neo's release. As the fight for Zion grows more dire, Neo and Trinity embark on a perilous journey into the heart of the machine city, while Morpheus and Niobe (Jada Pinkett Smith) rush to Zion's aid. Eventually, Neo must face the increasingly powerful Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) in a last battle for the fate of humanity. Highlights of the film include Niobe's thrilling spaceship piloting, the armored battle for Zion, and Neo's inevitable brawl with Smith, all of which feature amazing special effects. In the midst of the adventure, there are a few quieter moments--such as Neo's Beckett-like wait for the train back to reality--that intriguingly punctuate the proceedings. A fast-paced ending to an epic trilogy, REVOLUTIONS proves once again why the MATRIX series is revered by its dedicated fans.

In the tradition of SOUTH PARK comes the harrowing tale of Professor Charles Sunkyst and his fateful encounter with the diabolical Dr. Eggplant. After a mission in Bananastan to rescue the president, Sunkyst returns to teaching his class on advanced particle physics at the nearby university. But Dr. Eggplant lusts for revenge and slips onto campus to become involved in the annual science fair! During the violence and adventure that ensues, Sunkyst and his students must rally together to thwart Eggplant s evil plot!

After a spectacular crash-landing on an uncharted planet, brash astronaut Leo Davidson (Mark Wahlberg) finds himself trapped in a savage world where talking apes dominate the human race. Desperate to find a way home, Leo must evade the invincible gorilla army led by ruthless General Thade (Tim Roth) and his most trusted warrior, Attar (Michael Clarke Duncan). Now the pulse-pounding race is on to reach a sacred temple that may hold the shocking secrets of mankinds past - and the last hope for its salvation!

An unbelievable movie, and deliriously better for it. Keanu Reeves is a hotshot law enforcement dude--Johnny Utah by name--investigating a series of bank robberies in L.A. Four gunmen, disguised in rubber masks of ex-U.S. presidents, have never come close to being caught, but veteran agent Gary Busey has a theory: The bandits are surfers. This prompts the superb line, "The ex-presidents rip off banks to finance the endless summer!" This movies full of dialogue like that, but instead of sounding ridiculous it creates its own infectious comic-book energy--ride the crest of it and youll find the films giddy zone. Patrick Swayze plays Bodhi, zen-master leader of the surfing clan, humming serenely with the wisdom of the waves.

Called deep into the forest to help search for a fallen meteorite, a group of interns instead discover an isolated cabin with a dead body inside -- and a lethal gang of drug-runners there to protect their investment. But the dead body has risen again, and it holds a dark secret that will soon reveal itself... Little do they know, the meteorite has brought with it an organism that can emulate anything it comes into contact with. Soon, their transportation is cut off...nobody knows exactly whos who...and no one is quite sure how to kill something that they cant even find!

Jim inherits a 1940?s giant robot from his grandfather. Unfortunately, he also inherits the robot?s arch enemy ? a Nazi virus that turns ordinary people into cybernetic killing machines! Now, only a weapon from the past can save the future as Jim and Valkyrie must race to stop the newly-infected and their plans to take over the city in this zany comic book-style action/adventure!

A double blast of comedic science-fiction fun that winks at the audience and tips its hat to the movies of Ed Wood, Russ Meyer and other B-movies of the 50s and 60s! SPACEMEN, GO-GO GIRLS & THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS (2004, 33 mins.): Aliens from Uranus have come to Earth to steal some of its precious resources! It s up to a group of go-go dancing private eyes (led by scream queen Brinke Stevens) to stop them! SPACEMEN, GO-GO GIRLS & THE GREAT EASTER HUNT (2005, 18 mins.): An evil alien Space Bunny has come to Earth and replaced the Easter Bunny. The aliens and the go-go girls are forced to team up to bring this evil monster to justice!

On the winding and fog-enshrouded streets of London, the sinister being known only as Mr. Hyde terrorizes the city in a haunting spree of mayhem and murder. With the populace in a panic, the legendary monster hunter, Van Helsing, arrives in London on a mission to track down and capture the elusive Mr. Hyde.